Vince, The Keeper of the Distillery.

Other duties include Grinder of the Grains, Maker of the Mash, Master of the Still, Wielder of the Mop, Filler of the Bottles, Writer of the Labels, Filer of the Paperwork (and more paperwork), Greeter of Customers, Conductor of the Nickel Tour, and everything else that needs to be done that Donna doesn't do.

Favorite Quote: "It's just a flesh wound!"

Sir Leak Salot and his dragon friend, Betty.

His duties include greeting and participating in photo ops with our customers, and other PR related activities.

Favorite Quote: "Bring me a Shrubbery!" (he already has one, but you can never have too many shrubberies!)


Betty's duties include Protection of the Dragon's Gold and the Guardianship of the Distillery.

Favorite Quote: "If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the Dragon"

Emmy Lou likes to hang out in the gift shop and try on all the jewelry.

Favorite Quote: "All I want is a little bit more than I'll ever get."

Daisy the Fairy.

Her duties include the sprinkling of Fairy Dust and Spreading of Love and Good Will.

Favorite Quote: "Give your dreams the wings to fly."

Meet The Artisans

Sir Char D'Alot (also known by his close friends as Steve) and his dragon friend, Al.

His duties (or follies, as we call them) are to taunt and provoke the dragons without any cares to the consequences of his actions.

Favorite Quote: "Badges?? We don't need no stinking badges!"


Al's duties are to breathe fire on Sir Char D'Alot after being provoked and to fire up the still.

Favorite Quote: "Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

Donna, Artist in Residence.

She wears many hats, including Caretaker of the Castle and Counter of Magic Beans, and everything else that needs to be done that Vince doesn't do. 

Favorite Quote:"It simply isn't a story worth telling if there aren't any Dragons in it"